bowlersandtophats:

Who’s mouth can be bigger when open contest

Damnnit ubisoft if you’re not gonna make a kid for Connor I might as well make my own

I’d like to believe he had a daughter then a son, one to be an assassin, the other to go into law or something

also this gives me an excuse to draw connor doing stupid father stuff

andibasedheroutfitoffofziiobecauseican’tfindgoodreferencesformohawkchildrenclothing

maaathmagician:

the last gif completely sums up haytham though

doubleleaf:

for mrs-auditore-da-firenze, she asked for Altair in Speedo for her birthday.

Happy Birthday~ <3

weedrichards:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

sabrinagrimm:

there’s ppl who have a favorite character and then there’s ppl who absorb them and assume their form and guess which one i am

youre-the-tardis-to-my-impala:

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

someone didnt sing to sammy as a baby

comickit:

trying to make people happy but at the same time making yourself really unhappy